Higgs the Dog Particle ....before he started reading Bring Back the King. |
SERIOUS SCIENTIST
A new book
about de-extinction? Well done, Helen. That’s brilliant. (SIGHS HEAVILY, ROLLS EYES OUT LOUD) But why did you have to go and
ruin it all by including a chapter about Elvis Presley?
ME
What do you
mean?
SERIOUS SCIENTIST
Well, Helen.
Everyone knows that de-extinction is about bringing back extinct animals, not
dead humans. It’s about returning lost genetic variation and biodiversity back
into the world. It’s NOT about re-creating burger-eating, rock ‘n’ roll icons,
even if such a thing were possible, which it’s not.
ME
Whoa there,
Pipette Lady. I know all that.
SERIOUS SCIENTIST
You do. OK,
so why did you do it?
ME
Because I
was curious. Because you can buy samples of Presley’s hair on eBay. Because
scientists can extract DNA from hair, edit genomes, and create genetically
identical animals through cloning. I’m interested in how far this technology
can be taken.
SERIOUS SCIENTIST
Well, I
don’t like it… and I’m not entirely happy about you starting sentences with the
word ‘because.’
ME
Because?
SERIOUS SCIENTIST
Because… (PAUSES TO EXPRESS PROFOUD LOOK OF
DISAPPOINTMENT) I am not happy
because de-extinction is a serious endeavour that you deliberately seem to be
making light of.
ME
Well
spotted, my friend. My goal is that the whole book is tinged with humour and
flippancy and wilful insouciance. It would be relatively easy to write a
popular science book with ‘just’ facts in. But if you’re not careful, it can be
dull as dishwater and that can put people off. My hope is that, by adding
colour and laughs and light-heartedness, I can tempt people who would never
normally read a popular science book to do just that.
SERIOUS SCIENTIST
Oh...
ME
And then,
whilst they’re reading about Presley’s pickled wart and they’re being
entertained and their guard is down, BAM, I hit them with some hard core
molecular biology but it’s so subtle that they don’t even know what’s happened.
SERIOUS SCIENTIST
You
literally hit them with a pipette?
ME
Yes, I do.
It’s science by stealth. Incidentally, did you see the recent Nature paper suggesting gullibility is
80% heritable?
SERIOUS SCIENTIST
No…. what
just happened?
Higgs the Dog Particle ....after he finished reading Bring Back the King. He gave it full barks out of ten. |
ME
Look, I hope
this book will make people laugh. I hope it will seem inviting to people
because it is a bit naughty. I hope it will inform and entertain. But I also
hope that it will make people think very deeply. The book has a serious side.
It talks about the current biodiversity crisis. Extinction rates are currently
1000 times higher than during pre-human times.
We’re making a big fat mess of our planet and we need to work out what
to do about it. De-extinction might
be part of the solution. It might not, but we need at least to get people
familiar with the idea so they can talk about it and participate in decisions
about what happens next.
SERIOUS SCIENTIST
And you
seriously think that Elvis Presley can do that?
ME
(LIP CURLED, HIPS GYRATING) Uh-huh-huh!